WHAT HAVE WE GOT? MOST OF THE MONEY!
WHAT DO WE WANT? THE REST OF IT!
We are the 1% and it's time we showed that shitty 99% that we can take the remaining wealth if we really wanted to, but thanks to our fair, decent, judeo-christian morals bestowed upon us by virtue of ...being superior Angloceltic Caucasians (with a few of the uplifted Chinamen and Negroes), we don't!
It's so very nice of us, one would think.
This is actually a parody event.
It's a real march, but we're taking the piss.
If you are attending, •YOU MUST WEAR• a suit, evening wear, or designer brand clothing. Those not in expensive clothing will be sneared at.
It would also help if you made some signs about how you could barely afford your 2nd holiday in Aruba, had to make your other signs out of rubies because you used all your emeralds for this one, or how your children are doing it tough because you could only afford to send them to Yale. If you can, try to talk in a clipped British accent, or if you're not in a suit, some sort of Texan oil tycoon type accent. Watch "Dynasty" to get it right.
At 1pm, we will be meeting outside of the Old Treasury building at 20 Spring street, rallying for about 20-30 minutes, (chanting about being the 1%, shaking our signs, airing gripes about poor people, etc.).
We will then PEACEFULLY proceed down Collins street to City Square. Then we go have lattes and talk about societal problems that don't actually exist, such as teenaged vodka douching, and the charities we've set up for them at local cafes and/or go home.