Lemmings for bloated resource rich billionaires rally

Lemmings for Bloated Resource Rich Billionaires was formed to give succour to our besieged brothers and sisters in the corporate world who, faced with the prospect of paying their fair share of tax, will be forced to make unimaginable sacrifices. We, unlike our fellow Australians, have not forgotten they fed us when we were hungry, clothed us when we were naked and put a roof over our heads when we were homeless. Why should men and women of their calibre be forced to sell their second learjet or lease out their ski resort in the French Alps in the off season to make ends meet? The Prime Minister Mr Rudd seems to have forgotten he and his parliamentary colleagues are mere cut out puppets. Real power in Australian society doesn’t lie in that tawdry sideshow parliament. Real political power in this country lies in the boardrooms of national and transnational corporations.

Like our Patron Saint Taliban Tony Abbott, the next Prime Minister of Australia (God willing), we will give up our last breath to ensure the Resource Rich Bloated Billionaires in Australia continue to play the predominant role they play in Australian society today. We are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to ensure they continue to rule us. They are our Gods, our mothers and fathers. Keeping their fortunes intact is, to us, more precious than life itself. On Bastille Day we are willing to take the shirts off our backs and give every cent in our pockets to ensure they continue to enjoy the lifestyle they so richly deserve.

WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! FELLOW AUSTRALIANS

JOIN US on Bastille Day to celebrate the corporate world’s neo-conservative mantra

SERVITUDE INEQUALITY HOSTILITY

It is your duty to serve your masters. Join Lemmings for Bloated Resource Rich Billionaires outside BHP BILLITON’S MELBOURNE HEADQUARTERS at 180 Lonsdale St, Melbourne at 11:30am to 12:30pm on Bastille Day, Wednesday 14th July 2010.
YOUR MASTERS NEED YOU

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