THE BOATS! THE BOATS!
Submitted by MAX GROSS on Wed, 18/08/2010 - 2:15amShh. Hear that? Sounds like white noise? It's the sound of a policy vacuum.
And smell that? Mildew? That's the odor of dead scruples.
Given the depressing lack of substance, intellect or choice in candidates or media scrutiny, I had planned to ignore the looming federal poll but then, watching former Foreign Minister Alexandra Downer and the sinister ex-Prime Minister John Winston Horror himself wrestling for media attention, I was driven alarmingly sober.
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